Another Thing About Myself


By Jay Ayer

I have a love for entertaining people. Even though I am usually incredibly awkward and introverted, the one thing that brings me out of my shell is the chance to entertain someone.

Whether it be through comedy, magic tricks, or simple party tricks, I always feel a need to entertain the people around me in some way. It may not last long, but those few minutes where I both excite and intrigue people is a great ego boost.

This showmanship-like behavior is how I began friendships with many friends I have now, and it is a defining characteristic of who I am.

I don’t have much confidence in my daily life, and I can be nervous and anxious in basically any scenario, but the second I begin doing card tricks or reading people’s faces for party tricks I lose part of those nervous feelings, making me more sociable in the progress.

I have been to several parties where I have taken control of at least have the party for at least an hour because that’s how long I can entertain people.

I use my showmanship to help express myself and relax. I have a big problem with not connecting with people at large social events, but I can begin that connection by entertaining people.

The night of my freshman orientation consisted of me repeating card tricks for three hours for the orientation leaders until well past 2 a.m. The next day when our group was stuck inside during the rain, I found myself holding an impromptu magic show for a group of about 20 people while the weather cleared.

Not only did that experience help me make connections with individual people, I found that I had gained a small reputation as the guy who knew magic. I was able to start my freshman year here at UWF with most people already having a positive opinion of me.

Without my need to entertain people, I don’t know how I would have connected with people during parties or during my freshman orientation. I don’t know how I would have met some of my best friends, and I don’t know how I would have been able to connect with people as easily.


Even More About Myself


By Jay Ayer

I have difficulty focusing on many things. Lectures, readings, movies, and other things that require full attention to understand are difficult for me to pay attention to. This fact, however, does not mean that I do not absorb that information.

I find it easier to passively gather information than to actively listen to a person. Mainly, if I can listen to a source without being required to look at any visuals, I will retain more information.

For example, I listen to podcasts and informational videos while playing videos games. By doing this, I basically put myself on autopilot for the game and can listen to a vast amount of information for hours on end.

If you were to ask me what I did in the game, I would have no idea, but if you were to ask me any fact from the hours of information I had listened to, I could probably recite it to you.

I employ this strategy when in school because it helps me to learn new information more efficiently and effectively. If I listen to an instructor teach and pay attention to something else like doodling in my notebook, I retain more information than if I had given my full, undivided attention.

As confusing as this method of learning may sound, it works for me. This is just one aspect of who I am, and I want people to know this because I do not want them to think of me as rude or ignorant when I appear to not be giving them attention.

I feel that many people in my life may feel that I ignore them, but that is simply not to case. I learn by not paying conscious attention to anything. I feel that if I focus on things directly, my mind is cluttered with distractions that keep me from absorbing information.

And it is so interesting to me that these distractions, when acknowledged, help me focus more than when actively trying to avoid them. This entire post is confusing, I know, but I don’t know any other way to explain it.

Some More About Myself


By Jay Ayer

As a human I am naturally afraid of things like accidentally hurting myself, falling from a height, and getting into a car crash. And while these events may be frightening in a general sense to me, they do not compare to my biggest fear: drowning.

Drowning is the single most terrifying thing in the world to me, so much so that I get extremely scared when watching movies or TV shows where a person has to hold their breath or is trapped underwater.

This fear began in 2012 when I was swimming at Pensacola Beach and was pulled by the waves just off the sand shelf beneath me. After I lost my footing, I spent what seemed like several minutes trying to catch my breath as I bobbed above and below the waves, swallowing sea water each time I tried to catch a breath.

I didn’t realize it at the time, but I had drifted several feet off the shelf and ended up a good distance from anyone around me. Luckily, somebody saw me and came to pull me back in.

Even though I am able to swim, ever since that day I have felt this aversion to deep and open water. I am absolutely terrified of going past anything chest deep at a beach or any other form of open water.

The good thing is that this fear has not spread to other parts of my life. I’m not irrationally afraid of showers or anything like that; this fear only applies to really deep and open water.

I never really had any fear of water or a swimming before what happened in 2012, and even though I have made efforts to return to that state of mind, nothing has helped to remove this fear from me.

I still enjoy to swim in deep pools, but I wish I could return to a day when I could swim in the ocean without being mortified of being pulled out to sea. I still swim in pools and even in shallow water, so I hope that someday I can escape this fear.

A Little More About Myself

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By Jay Ayer

In my previous article I discussed some pretty serious subject matter regarding my personal life. To lighten things up a bit right now I want to write about something in my life that I love: films. I am a film fanatic and can cite seemingly an infinite number of facts about movies, even one’s I have not seen. My friends often challenge me to name movies based off quotes, actors, or still images from certain scenes. My love for film extends far beyond that of watching a wide variety of movies. I am more interested in the production that goes into film making and the subtexts of films rather than just the final movie itself. I find myself watching movies for the first time and not even paying attention to the story. Instead, I am looking for clues in each and every scene for an ulterior message or subtle foreshadowing just so I can predict the ending. This tendency to focus on different parts of a movie allows me to watch one multiple times without getting bored. My favorite film, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, is one that I often revisit to just analyze on my own, and each time I notice something that I have never seen before. In a previous article, “Living in a World on Demand,” I discussed the fact that I often prefer to watch a familiar movie over viewing a new one. My continual analysis of certain films is the reason for this preference. I can watch a movie scene with someone and notice even the most minute details that fly over the other person’s head: the importance of a character glancing at a bottle before using it as a weapon, how subtly a character makes a comment that holds the resolution to a later plot line, among other examples. Sometimes I annoy my friends and family with how often I predict the endings of movies midway through us watching one, but sometimes my friends enjoy it when I break down a movie we really do not like. I will never watch a movie without automatically analyzing every single aspect of it, and this can sometimes interfere with how much I enjoy a movie, but I love breaking one down to its core and knowing every single fact about it. There have been days where I watch three, four, or even five movies for the sole fact of analyzing them. I have not been able to watch any movies recently, but I can guarantee that once I get some free time I will immediately try to watch more. Watching movies is by far one of my favorite pass times, and I will probably never stop re-watching them because I am obsessed with knowing all that I can about them. My love for film is one of the most distinct aspects of my personality, and I’m lucky that this is an aspect of myself that I can appreciate.

A Little About Myself


By Jay Ayer

It has come to my attention that, although this site has posted multiple articles about the past of several staff writers and members of Infinite Wisdom, I have not yet written anything too personal about myself. My bio exists on the Staff page, but that is only a cursory overview of who I am as a person; so I thought that I should cover several aspects of who I am over a series of articles. I guess I should start with one of the most prominent aspects of my life: my picky eating habits. People in my life have often compared my eating habits to those of a child’s because I constantly eat the same things each day while refusing to try most new foods. Now, I understand that being an adult and not being comfortable with most foods is strange, but that’s who I am. I wish I could say that my eating habits make life easier because I only have to buy and eat certain things, but this is sadly not the case. My entire life is a series of explaining my habits to people, with my embarrassment only getting worse as I grow older. There have been hundreds of occasions where I have attended events or visited someone’s house and I had to try to not act hungry when food is offered to me. I am not actively avoiding certain foods; they just never seem edible to me. This problem has extended far into my personal life because my family and friends could never take me places where foods I liked were served. I have on multiple occasions only eaten appetizers at restaurants because I cannot stomach what’s on the menu. I as well have a history of sitting through meals with friends and family, only to ask them to stop for me to buy myself food on the way home. The feeling of knowing that I drag people down like that with my eating habits is exhausting, and there are people in my life that do not understand the severity of my problem. Certain foods make me sick to look at. I cannot look at foods like onions, chili, and rare meat without having the urge to throw up. My habits have angered family members when, at restaurants, I send my food back to the kitchen if it has even touched food I don’t eat. They always said that being picky was not an excuse and that I was being childish and should just eat the food. Even though my family has lived with my habits my entire life, they still do not understand that I am not just picky, that there is something fundamentally different with the way I look at food. I have lost friends who thought my habits were too high maintenance, and I have caused several arguments between people who defend my eating habits and people who do not defend them. It is safe to say that my eating habits have not made my life any easier in the slightest. I encourage every reader who knows an adult picky eater like myself to offer understanding for their behavior instead of opposition towards it. I know my behavior is not healthy nor ideal, but I am trying to change. I have significantly cut down the list of what I do not eat, but the list still remains. I do not expect every reader to understand how much this problem has affected my life, but I do expect every reader to challenge their original thought about picky eaters.

Thank you for allowing me to share a little about myself.

Living in a World on Demand Part One

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By Jay Ayer

How are you reading this article? Odds are you came across it while browsing the internet. This article could have been published today, yesterday, or even a decade ago, but that would not make much of a difference to you. Why? We live in a world on demand. Anything we want to watch, read, listen to, and buy, is at our fingertips and  only a press of a button away. Only a few short years ago, few people had access to this on demand world  as we do now. I am a part of the last generation that began life without most of the services we use today. I am amazed by the fact that most people who grow up from this point onward will never know a world without smartphones, without Facebook and YouTube, without Netflix and Spotify. When I was younger, just before the boom of on demand services, I would always dream of having the ability to watch any movie I wanted at any time, but now that I currently have that ability, I rarely use it. Recently, I have begun to wonder why I don’t use these services, and why I don’t take advantage of the uncountable forms of entertainment I have access to. I believe that I do not use these services as often as I am able to because I am still used to a life without them.

I believe that because I was raised mostly before on demand services were readily available to me, I am used to watching just what was on TV. I often find myself catching the middle of a movie like Forrest Gump (a movie I have seen over thirty times in my life) on TV and staying on that channel until the end of the movie. However, at any point in time I can switch to a new movie on Netflix, one that I have been wanting to watch for years, and I can never push myself to watch it. Odds are, if I come across a movie that is already playing, I will finish it, but I find difficulty in choosing a movie to begin and finish in one sitting. I spend most of my time on services like Netflix and Amazon Prime looking at the seemingly infinite number of shows and movies to pick which ones look interesting, and I end up spending two hours not choosing anything. For me, the library of films and shows I have access to is overwhelming.

The best comparison I can make to an issue in the real world involves money. Many people dream of having an infinite supply of cash all their lives, but if we did have infinite money, eventually it would grow tiresome. There would come a time when we would either get bored of what we have or get overwhelmed by the number of things we could buy. I have reached this point of overwhelming when it comes to media like music, television, and film. Because we live in a world on demand, there is so much to watch and listen to that we often take the endless supply of entertainment at our disposal for granted. I recognize this modern technological age for what it is, and I personally take on demand services for granted by saying, “I won’t start this now. I can watch it whenever I want.”

Living in a world on demand is not necessarily a bad prospect. On demand services are some of the best modern marvels of our world, but the ability to watch anything at any time leaves me with the inability to ever actually choose something to watch. As I have said, I am a part of the last generation that will ever probably know of another life before the rise of on demand services, and we know the difference between the world we were born into and the world on demand.


The Island Of Us

Poem by John Donne

By Jay Ayer

“No man is an island entire of itself.”

John Donne wrote those words as an opening to his poem ‘No Man is an Island.’ The poem serves as a representation of both our empathy for one another as humans and the one fate we all share: death. I mention the death and loss of people not to make people sad, but to remind everyone that we are all connected because that is what both of those concepts inherently do.  The loss and accompanying fear of losing a person are the ultimate reminders of how close we are as people on this planet. One prevailing theme of Donne’s poem is that, as humans, we all share the same problems and the same experiences. I’m writing this article because the last year and a half has reminded me of Donne’s poem and, subsequently, reminded me of the importance of us as people. I have begun to notice the problems of those around me more than I notice the problems in my life, and, through my observations and experiences, I have seen how applicable Donne’s words are.

“Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind.”

I said earlier that one of Donne’s points was that we share similar problems as humans. This point is the case because humans are empathetic creatures by nature, and when one person has a problem, we make his or her problem our problem. The past 18 months have shown me that this notion of empathy is true. In these months, I have seen people lose their loved ones and fear losing their loved ones. I am a human,  a creature empathetic by nature, so I have felt these people’s feelings along with them. In these past 18 months, I have lost one friend to leukemia, one to cancer, and one to depression. In these cases, I had not spoken to that person for years or only briefly before their passing, but I know people who spoke to those friends practically every day. So, when these friends passed, not only did I cry for them, but I cried for the people around them. I cried for my loved ones who felt a loss greater than mine. I cried because each of those events reminded me of how one day I will lose someone close to me, and I was  reminded of the importance of every human life. This importance is a concept that Donne addresses in his poem, as he implies that we are one continent as mankind. If any part of the continent disappears, then we are all affected. Just as the ocean eventually weathers away parts of a coastline, time takes its toll on mankind.  As time ticks away, we must hold close what is important to us.

Now, as I said, my point here is not to sadden people but to remind everyone that we are all connected and all exist under the name of mankind. One person’s suffering relates to everyone because everyone endures some kind of suffering in their lives. John Donne wanted to remind us that we all suffer, and we all have problems. He wanted to emphasize that we are not just individuals but a species connected through emotional hardship. I want everyone to realize that the people in their lives are important because our time here is so brief, and the most important aspects of our lives are the connections we make with other people. I write this article now for reasons similar to Donne’s reasons for writing his poem. I want people to realize and value what they have now,  but before what or who they have has disappeared forever.